Yes, that's right. We bought a fake Christmas tree. From Lowe's, the Christmas wonderland of wonderlands.
I feel like an adulterer, a whore, a compromiser, a heretic!
I remember not too many years ago, I swore I'd never do this. And now look at me. What would my Dad say? What would Jimmy Stewart say?
The saddest thing of all is, the box says this is a "Just Cut Ashville Fraiser Fir." (They misspelled Asheville and Fraser.) That's funny, because the other side of the box says it's from China. And we bought it anyway.